“Home” as in “You should be in a home Clock” page. First impressions are important, so this page is a real let-down… π
“Erkinator” – My Alter-ego.
Yes! unfortunately clockmender.uk is back – but it will take time to get all the info back on, so please be patient with me while I get my act together!
UPDATE:
I am launching Clockworx3D as my business name, just in case I get more work…
Cheers, Clock. π
My YouTube Channel.Β All sorts of Blender Videos and perhaps some other stuff.
My Vimeo Channel. More crap videos of Blender projects.
My Old-GitHub AN Page. Latest releases of my Add-on Animation Nodes for AN 2.0 & Blender. You must read the readme file. Absolutely NO WARRANTY with these nodes, but I have tested them pretty well.
Erkinator Playing Drums:
Done with the old Blender 2.49 script, I will remake this one day with my own nodes – or maybe I won’t, it depends on how much time I have on my hands.
A Picture of Honey’s butt:
Honey appears in several projects and is very rude at times, particularly if I take pictures of her butt….. She can however play a keyboard, chords and melody, when driven by my MIDI nodes. She was made in MakeHuman with a Rigify rig, altered to have IK chains on her fingers so I can sync them to MIDI events.
Erkinator playing Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd:
I got into all sorts of copyright issues over this, because I used the original PF recording, but all ended happily with no lawsuits, or “contracts” necessary.
Getting him to play chords and melody on a guitar was tricky to say the least and I may revisit this to improve it one day. Getting him to ride a bike, however, was pretty easy:
Here he is standing on the brakes and looking at the camera, for a change, normally he would be giving you a “V” sign as well…
See what I mean π
This sign is on one of my projects (the SciFi Train) and featured an early German English translator computer programme from the 1860’s – I believe the programme was written in “Non-Visual Basic”:
It is to be found on a piece of electronic equipment that was made in Germany and supplied to the UK, hence the attempt at translation. “RTFM” translates back to German as:
“ReadenzeeThissenFekkerungManualbeforeaskerinkdumbassquestionen”
In case you did not know.
NOT FINISHED YET π